Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Kitty Purry

by Lan Lan

The sudden onslaught of Katy Perry in the Cats and Catts house has been difficult to endure. Brian can't stop playing her music, watching her videos, and reading her celebrity gossip. We're used to disco and house music around here, but the sight of a middle-aged man dancing around the house to "Teenage Dream" and "California Gurls" is slightly problematic. The other kitties urged me to do some research in order to mount a case against this pop music sensation.

My research led to some surprising findings. First, her tour included a list of requests that celebrity gossip websites have criticized as irrational. For instance, she wants hydrangeas, roses, peonies, and white roses in her waiting room. If these are unavailable, she wants white orchids. Carnations are strictly forbidden. This makes perfect sense and I can't imagine any of the other kitties disagreeing with me.

Kitty Purry, her cat, is a second Katy Perry detail that weighs in her favor. Kitty Purry seems like a modest cat despite her famous associations, and the photo of her in her shark bed is particularly fetching. Unlike many other celebrity pets, Kitty Purry appears central to her owner's life.

Hates carnations. Likes white orchids. Has an agreeable cat. What's not to love?


The Sage Butterfly said...

Cute post...I love the name, Kitty Purry. Sometimes I find myself tapping my feet to her music...it's very playful, I guess.

CatsandCatts said...

Thanks! I'm embracing its bubblegum spirit and I like that she doesn't take herself too seriously compared to other pop stars.

Steve Asbell said...

What the hell is wrong with wanting specific flowers and banishing carnations from the mix? The headlight eyed songstress might annow me from time to time, but at least we can see eye to eye on the flowers.

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